Carson Palmer's Off-Season Job

Many Steeler fans have wondered what Carson Palmer does in Cincinnati during the off season. Well, I finally found out. From his Bengals uniform during the NFL football season, straight to his black tights, cape, and Lucha Libre mask during the off-seaosn, Cornholio himself fights crime in the Queen City as the crime fighting super hero ...

"SHADOW HARE!"

According to Shadow Hare's myspace blog page, this 21 year old super hero has been busy lately giving all the drug peddling thugs of Cincitucky a "beat down" of epic proportions when he sees any injustice go down.



Jesus H. Christ ..... Even I'm at a loss for words here.

Fear not my fellow Steelers fans. The good city of Pittsburgh has a masked crusader of our own to fight the evil villans of the AFC North. Rumor has it that he goes by the name of Ben Mysterio Jr.


You can run, but you can't hide .. BR Mysterio will hunt you down and beat you like a rented mule!