Bungals have a "Major Announcement" Regarding 2009 Pre-Season

Stop what you're doing everyone. The Cincinnati Bengals rallied the media yesterday and cut into local TV programming to say they have "an announcement regarding a major development for 2009 pre-season" according to their press release. Wow, a "major development" ... Now I don't know about you, but when I think of the word "MAJOR", I'm thinking BIG .... like real BIG. Even bigger than this ...



The Press Conference yeterday indicated this announcement will be made today (Thursday) at high-noon, and coach Marvin Lewis will be among the speakers.

So I checked into the Cincinnati Enquirer today to see what this groundswell of excitement is all about, and I was extremely disappointed to find out that it isn’t something that major at all. In fact, I thought the Bengals teaming up with HBO to do a show titled "Hard Knocks" was a form of humorous irony. Considering some of the questionable "bad boy" characters the Bungals seem to attract under Lewis, perhps COPS will want to team up with they'll team up with them.

Acknowledgements:
nflgridirongab.com
profootballtalk.com

Cleveland's Board of Tourism

In our perpetual efforts to mock and humiliate our AFC North rivals and their respective fans and cities, we bring to you this beauty.

So let it be said that the Cleveland Board of Travel and Tourism wan't real happy with the first tourism video that was turned in. I think they felt it wasn't projecting the true vibe of the city and wouldn't stimulate home sales in the area as they had hoped for.

In fact, I had heard that upon viewing it, three of the board members moved far, far away. The Remaining board members insisted that a second Clevaland Tourism video be made, so without further adue:

Shhhh, I've got a little secret for Browns fans that doesn't exactly scream, "Cleveland Rocks!"